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Posted on 18th Jun at 9:19 PM, with 180 notes

Treats all boys like she don’t need em

Posted on 18th Jun at 9:16 PM, with 164,405 notes

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

Posted on 18th Jun at 9:15 PM, with 140,310 notes

epic-humor:

forever-pretty-awkward:

ciatlin:

themaraudingtrio:

ghostfishkrillah:

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

image

LOOK WHAT I MADE

i fucking snorted oh mY GOD

This is the most amazing thing oh my God

 

Posted on 18th Jun at 3:05 PM, with 11 notes

marilyn-mansons-spooky-kid:

I sing and shake my hips to “Comin’ In Hot” by Hollywood Undead and I am proud of it. I dance sexily to it. Sue me.

Posted on 18th Jun at 2:25 PM, with 88,934 notes
katzmatt:

ooh-mister-harkness:

vodkaplz:

notsafe4sanity:

i-crush-everything:

May your enemies step on of these hybrids.

Satan has outdone himself this time…

jesus

fucking christ this is beyond evil

katzmatt:

ooh-mister-harkness:

vodkaplz:

notsafe4sanity:

i-crush-everything:

May your enemies step on of these hybrids.

Satan has outdone himself this time…

jesus

fucking christ this is beyond evil

image

Posted on 18th Jun at 2:23 PM, with 102 notes
sharpie:

We are family… I got all my Sharpies with me 

sharpie:

We are family… I got all my Sharpies with me 

Posted on 17th Jun at 10:21 PM, with 52,903 notes

critink:

force-recon:

nathansummers:

gif-express:

Even past all the mods, They’re still human beings.<3

heroes 

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.
I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.
 
Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.
Posted on 17th Jun at 10:19 PM, with 1 note

dauntless-before-abnegation:

I can’t take the screaming and the fighting anymore. Please, can we just have a happy house for once?

Posted on 17th Jun at 10:19 PM, with 217,767 notes

whatevarnat7:

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

I love you forever

Posted on 17th Jun at 10:17 PM, with 67,041 notes
the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:


jackfrostswhore:


so-relatable:


1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.


my life is over now


My mind is blown


And there goes my sanity

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

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