Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
I sing and shake my hips to “Comin’ In Hot” by Hollywood Undead and I am proud of it. I dance sexily to it. Sue me.
I can’t take the screaming and the fighting anymore. Please, can we just have a happy house for once?